Heard in our house this week...
Mommy: Aiden, I will pay you $10 dollars if you can tell me where you hid my cell phone.
Aiden: I don't remember, Mama.
Mommy: Maybe some Peter Piper Pizza will jog your memory? Find it, and I'll take you to play games for 2 hours!!
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Mommy: Aiden, your breath smells like feet!
Aiden: I ate my toe jam. I LOVE toe jam!
Mommy: Aiden, EW!! That's GROSS!!
Aiden: I spit it out--I didn't swallow it!
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Mommy: Aiden, what do you want to ask God tonight?
Aiden: Please, God, I don't want to be fat.
Mommy: Um, anything else?
Aiden: Please God, I don't want to go on the naughty spot, so please God, don't make me be naughty.
Aiden: I don't remember, Mama.
Mommy: Maybe some Peter Piper Pizza will jog your memory? Find it, and I'll take you to play games for 2 hours!!
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Mommy: Aiden, your breath smells like feet!
Aiden: I ate my toe jam. I LOVE toe jam!
Mommy: Aiden, EW!! That's GROSS!!
Aiden: I spit it out--I didn't swallow it!
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Mommy: Aiden, what do you want to ask God tonight?
Aiden: Please, God, I don't want to be fat.
Mommy: Um, anything else?
Aiden: Please God, I don't want to go on the naughty spot, so please God, don't make me be naughty.
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